remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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