how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
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walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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