Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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