can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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