i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
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I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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