I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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