I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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