she woke up with a sticky ear
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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