I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
no you cant smoke seaweed
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My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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