you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
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after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
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Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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