what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
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I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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