Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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