I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
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On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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