Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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