You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
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walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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