dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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