HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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