do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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