ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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