I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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