wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
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I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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