if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
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Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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