I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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