I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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