I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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