Need sex. Gaining weight.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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