Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Yo dont text me then not text me
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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