You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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