wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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