mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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