we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
The dick lei will go down in squad history
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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