Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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