oh god the rape fog is back!
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
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I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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