There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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