I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
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I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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