i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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