Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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