New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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