my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
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You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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