Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Randomize