That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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