they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
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You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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