question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
We got so high we made milksteak
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The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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