Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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