She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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