This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
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He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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