Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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