A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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This is classic penis vs brain.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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