A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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