In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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